C: "Hey...do you have any idea why there's a huge cactus in our yard?"
A: "Huh? Like...the HOA planted a cactus in our yard? Or what?"
C: "No, like a giant fake green cactus. In front of our house."
A: "No clue...wait, are you lying?* You're lying aren't you?"
C: "No. I promise. Just wait till you get home and see for yourself."
A: "I don't believe you."
And then I got home... (He swears he has no idea where it came from). So whoever you are: congratulations, that was hilarious.
The cactus is currently being held hostage in our yard, until we think of someone who deserves a nice green surprise sitting on their doorstep.
*He's been known to trick me - all the time.
Monday, May 5, 2008