Don't worry; the glasses are just a joke.
However. I'd be lying if I said I didn't buy them at a thrift store* because I can actually see further than 15 feet with them on, and that I didn't wear them for two hours last night while watching television. (I did. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I've been sick for three days now and my judgment has gone out the window. But hey, atleast I finally showered today.)
I need my health back and I need a trip to the optometrist. ASAP.
*which is especially hilarious if you know my awesome dad, who has been doing the same thing for years.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010